Sung to the tune of The Beverly HIllbillies
Come and listen to a story about a man named Lec
In War starving cold, Naziís ate kid sisterís flesh,
Then one day Lec was hungry for some food,
When in through the door came a free-range rude.
Food that is, sweetbreads, time for tea.
So out came the Harpy down in Lecís basement lair,
Next day Lec did serve to friends a ragout affair
Then Graham caught on, locked him up and threw away the key
But it was through this turn of luck Lec met Clarice Starling.
Girl, that is. FBI, same stars.
First date down on the Chesapeake saw Krendler meet his end.
After Starling saved Lecter the pigs ate Vergerís head instead.
Now that the job was done they flew off to Buenos Aires
If you're in town come around theyíd love to have you for tea.